Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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