Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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