: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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