It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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