tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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