I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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