yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
