I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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