love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i'm inner monologue high
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
