at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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