I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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