No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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