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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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