your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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