LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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