I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
