I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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