Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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