Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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