He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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