Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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