You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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