didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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