we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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