new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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