Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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