I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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