I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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