out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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