Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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