Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And then my night got REAL pukey
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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