This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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