11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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