Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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