i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
