I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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