My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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