how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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