New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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