I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
