Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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