So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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