Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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