how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
