i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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