so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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