This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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