So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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