but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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