So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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